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Questions? See if I answered them below in FAQ.
Reception Booking and Planning Form

Chris Parmerlee CEO
parm@parmsportaparty.com
515-202-0840

Parm’s Porta Party
15219 Alpine Dr.
Urbandale , IA 50323

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FAQ-An Interview with Parm



What do you wear to our event?

We usually wear some form of Black Dress Attire, or a Chicken Suit, but usually the Black Dress Attire.



What time will you arrive to begin setting up?

We usually arrive whenever we feel like it, but we usually feel like arriving 2 hrs before the estimated guest arrival time.



Do you charge extra fees for the setup and tear down of your equipment?

I don't think it would be very nice to charge an extra fee on top of what you are already paying for our services.
So, I guess the answer to that is no way.



Do you require a deposit?

We actually do not require a deposit because we are Dj's, not accountants. How am I supposed to remember who's payed what. Not to mention who has money to be shelling out cash for deposits. Just have your mom write us a check the night of the reception.



Why did you start Parm's Porta Party?

We started Djing to pick up chicks. It worked.



What is your favorite song?

This is easy. I can't get enough of Celine Dion's "I'm your lady".



What is the difference between your Silver Package and your Gold Package?

The Silver Package includes 5 hours of time and the Gold Package includes unlimited time. Other than that they are identical twins.



Do you want children?

I think I want children. I mean, if by children you mean little helpers to wrap up daddy's cables after a gig then yes.



What it the best part of your job?

Getting a home cooked meal is usually nice. Either that or watching peoples families come together because of the wedding. Maybe we just like helping people have a good time. Or it could be getting to hear the sound of my own voice. I'm not sure which one is my favorite, but this job definitely has it's perks.



What is the worst part about your job?

Saying goodbye is never easy. Or, maybe smelling your drunk uncles beer breath when he requests Holy Diver for the 3rd time.



Is it true that you moonlight as a marriage counselor?

Um, I do love helping couples through tough times, but I'm not licensed for that kind of work. Who told you that?



If there was one thing you could tell young couples and old couple alike, what would it be?

I think the most important thing to remember in any relationship is that not every day is going be sunny, and don't
forget to tip your Dj.



What type of equipment do you use?

I love this question. I say that because it gives me a chance to rip on a lot of other Dj companies in an indirect way. All of our Dj's travel with some form of 15" Speaker setup that is perfect for getting just the right sound without blasting out grandma too much. We also travel with a great light show that is so much more than 4 par cans. If
you don't know what any of this stuff is don't feel stupid, I don't know what it is either. Just kidding. Anyway, there are alot of companies out there that make us look good without ever playing a song because their equipment is super cheesy. However, there are also a few guys out there that I respect. If we don't have your date available call
Knightlife for a great show.



What do you do if you don't have a song that we would like played?

We will do everything we can to get it for you. As long as it's not
something weird like your brother's cousin's uncle's step sons band we
can usually find it. Just give us some time to do a little digging.



Do you ever have any specials? I'm broke.

If you are broke just email us and we will try to work something out for you. We've been known to do anything from payment plans to price reductions to help out the non-profit type folks. Really, sometimes I think we are alot like priceline. Just tell us your budget and will see if there is something we can work out.



Are you ever serious, it seems like you are a little sarcastic?

Well, I got a $55,000.00 tax bill the other day and I sent the IRS an "I Owe You". I bet the guy that opens my tax returns laughs his toosh off.



Is your music edited or will my very religious family be offended all night?

Um, we do everything we can to eliminate as much profanity as possible, unless you request it. I mean, I suppose I could pick a few songs full of swearing if you want me to. In all seriousness we really try to lay off the vulgar stuff.



Chose between playing Britney Spears songs or Christina Aguillera songs all night.

Is suicide an option? I mean, at this point you might as well kill me now and save us all a little pain and suffering.



Why should we chose Parm's Porta Party?

Oh, you want me to sell myself to you in a 15 second pitch? Well, if you are looking for a fun Dj that is clean cut and knows exactly what songs to play and who will guide you through your entire reception and tell you when and where to do all of your special events and who will take requests and work with you through the entire planning
process and always answer your phone calls and emails and calm your mom down when she starts freaking out and who doesn't show up in a cheesy vest and who will dismiss your guests for dinner and who will basically do Everything he can to make your special day the best day of your life then give us a call. If you were looking for something else feel free to call one of the other guys. (my english teacher is going to kill me for writing such a run on sentence.



What do you do if people aren't dancing?

Here's the deal. I'm not sure you know this but people are human, and humans by nature are fairly insecure. Sometimes people need a little liquid courage to get out there and shake their bon bon. So, if people do need a little more time we just play some good background drinking music until the mood is right. If that doesn't work we might of waited too long and your guests passed out from drinking. We honestly can't force anyone to dance, but jim beam can.



If you had to describe yourself in one word or less what would it be?

"Parm". If you look Parm up in the dictionary you will find that Parm is short for Parmerlee and Parmerlee is short for probably the best Dj in the world.



Can you do the music for my ceremony as well?

We can do the music for your ceremony provided that it is in the same location as your reception. We have all the wireless mics and stuff you need take care of pretty much anything you could ever dream up. If the ceremony is outdoors that is fine as well. Just email us and we can talk about the best way to make your ceremony everything you hoped it would be.



Can we reserve a specific Dj or how does that work?

You can request a specific Dj if you would like. Otherwise we will just match you with the Dj that is right for your musical taste. Not to sound too much more egotistical, but if you were hoping to have Parm at your event you might want to call right now. I tend to be requested alot due to my classy charm and wit. It's either that or people really love the sound of my voice too. Hmm... that's a tuffy.

Our entire musical collection is digital, which saves us from digging through a pile of cd's and allows us to provide you with over 35000 titles. We provide glow sticks to help bring a fun aspect to the evening and to give the children something that they can enjoy. You aren't likely to find us wearing a vest, but we usually wear some from of dressy black attire. We focus on making sure every guest is having an exceptional time, and take requests through out the entire night. With our reception planning form you are able to prescreen what genres of music are right for your crowd, this way none of your guests will be offended by certain types of music.